* The following bios may or may not be 100% accurate.
Todd Curran started his journey in this world in 1984. Became President. The rest is history.
VP OF PRODUCTION
Despite what he might tell you, Dan is a super cool dude. The next big name in table tennis, friendship bracelet patterns, and romance novel recommendations.
VP OF SALES
This Dan's previous roles include agent, boss, alien, and actor. No joke. If you want to know what this maniac's weakness is, I've got 2 words for you: Pizza Food.
Aka, the Original, Mary is the prodigal daughter returned. Word to the wise, don't say her name in the mirror more than 2 times.
As a sails pirate for VII, an everything guy for Aria Discs, and even the President of Richmond's governing body for ultimate, Keys just continues to open doors.
Austyn has enough energy to start a car. His passions are talking too much, eating too much, and being from New Orleans.
One of the many fellows that has come through the UMW pipeline, "He Who Shines" has monopolized the sales world here at VII, traveling the globe while doing so.
Level 7 Sublimation Cleric
We don't know much about Scott. He's the only one that knows how to work the full sub press, and he's freakishly good at pinball.
New Jersey bre(a)d artistic type composed mostly of glitter. Her future plan to own one hundred flamingos is currently underway. She owns one flamingo.
Art Production/Design ASSISTANT
Angela loves to geek out about her favorite fandoms such as Marvel and DC Comics. She once wove her own super-blanket that glows in the dark, and is busy crocheting everything in her spare time.
Fueled by an astronomical amount of caffeine, Ariel is the "hands of the man behind the curtain" in both the silk screen and spot sublimation department. Every shirt, printed with his weird and steady hands, is wonderful.
NICK OF ALL TRADES
Nick holds several world records. Yes, several. None of them are published or validated, but that doesn't diminish his pride or his sense of accomplishment.
America's Next Top TikToker.
Either the dumbest smart person or the smartest dumb person you'll ever meet—you decide. The only semi-normal person here (send help).